Monday

Who has four legs, stinky breath and is always happy to see you? Why that’d be Monday, our Environmental Wagineer. Never afraid to hold her tongue, she’s on hand to give advice on whether an idea is a real dog or whether it gets a big paw up. Other duties as assigned are lunchroom monitor and perimeter security. Monday has no inhibitions or concept of personal space. There will be inappropriate licking, shedding and the occasional crotch sniff. If you find any of these activities offensive, you might want to find another agency. You have been warned.